3 posts tagged “eat your face off”
sorry for all the self-portraits, guys. i really am not all that. i'm just home sick, bored, and i've got all this imaging software at my fingertips. as for all the photos of myself, i claim my recent weight loss as an excuse. i honestly can't recognize the person in those photos, so i'll keep taking them until i look familiar. in the mean time, it's fascinating. for me, anyways. :P
once again, sorry. if you can't stand the self-indulgent deluge of self-portraits, then DON'T LOOK OVER THERE! or i'll eat your face off! (i won't really eat your face off, it's just that i realized i've been letting down on using that phrase lately.)
i just cant get over my own handiwork. that book cover is so beautifully hideous, i cant stop gazing at it.
the best part of the dream, tho, was when i signed a copy for a fan with the dedication, "i hope a bug eats YOUR face off!"
i just dreamed i authored a children's non-fiction book on insects by that very title. i could see the cover and everything. how 'bout it, huh? huh?
now THAT'S what i call edutainment. YEAH. eat your FACE off, pbs!
